It was late one evening and a women sleeping  in bed was awoken by her drunken Husband trying to force numerous aspirin pills down her throat.
"What on earth are you doing!" Asked the women arising.

"Have you got a headache?" The drunken husband enquired.

"No, I have not" Said the woman

"Good, let's have sex!"

Why do women have periods?

Because they fuckin' deserve 'em, moaning bastards!